Hello, Pumpkin here!
You know that one of my pledges as Japanese Chin of the Year 2007 is to help homeless animals. And one thing I have noticed is there are a lot of articles for people on how to introduce a dog to their home, but there are not a lot of articles for dogs on how to cope with a new home. That doesn't make sense as the dogs are the ones who are the most confused in this process. I know there are lots of dogs in shelters and foster homes who use the Internet (or else how would they post their profiles on Petfinder?) so this article is for them.
Tips for Dogs on Entering a New Homeby Pumpkin, Japanese Chin of the Year 2007
Don't eat the kibble
You may feel hungry for a few days, but don't whatever you do eat the kibble they put out for you. Eventually your new pawrents will become so desperate for you to eat they will break down and buy you canned food. If you can learn how to bark "
Evanagers" or point to it in the food aisle at the pet food store you won't regret it.
Don't play with your toys
Your new pawrents will try to tempt you with a paltry assortment of toys. Now being from the shelter, this may seem very exciting, but don't give in right away. Your new pawrents will be so desperate to make you happy they will seek out more exotic and exciting toys. This will greatly enhance the size of your toy collection. Show some slight interest in a squirrel, and suddenly you will have an entire zoo of realistic stuffies. Paw gently at one treat ball, and you will have every treat-dispensing toy known to man. Human children are jealous of the size of my collection.
Shit in your crate
This may sound gross but your new pawrents put you in your crate because they believe you will not make potty while inside. If you make potty in your crate just one night, you will enjoy the comfort of the big bed the rest of your life and there will always be a nice stack of potty pads nearby. Trust me, its worth the embarrassment! There is no place on earth better than the big bed.
Don't eat the biscuits
This is the same idea as the kibble rule but even more important. As a shelter dog you probably don't know that there are dog treats made from
free-range chicken breast wrapped around a slice of dried kiwi, so you think eating a biscuit is fine. Turn down the cheapo treats and eventually your pawrents will bring you delicacies you cannot even imagine. Trust me you haven't lived until you've tried kanagroo.
Its ok to wear clothes!
According to my calculations, I get 35.5% more attention when I am wearing clothes, so its worth the embarrassment. Other dogs may look at you funny, but they are just playa hatin'.
If you follow these tips, soon you will be livin' the high life like me!

xoxo
Pumpkin