Hi, Menace here.

First of all I would like to thank everyone for supporting me in Mango Minster. The cat results are in and I did not win or place. I thought it was going to be so easy; just throw on a duck hat and look at the camera. But winning contests is not as easy as Pumpkin makes it look. Maybe she has more talent than I give her credit for.

Now I have been working on building my Menace Management Agency as you know and I have found a great resource. There is a show on Animal Planet called "The Pit Boss" about Shorty Rossi. He runs a little people and pit bull talent agency that helps fund his pit bull rescue. What a helpful resource this show is for someone starting a talent agency!


Shorty runs into a lot of the issues i have. For example, in the last episode one of Shorty's employees Ronald was complaining about having to dress up as a lobster being boiled in a pot just one week after a gig as an Ooompa Looompa. He wants to do serious acting, but there are not a lot of serious roles for little people. Pumpkin has the same issue. She is tired of dressing up as Lady Gaga or a giant burrito. She wants a serious acting role too. Now Shorty must have figured something out, because I'm pretty sure I saw Ronald in an episode of Weeds. Pumpkin would be great on Weeds!

To make matters worse, Sake and Sumo just emailed me a link for a commercial on Animal Planet that stars a Japanese Chin who is not wearing any kind of silly costume.  When Pumpkin sees this she is going to skin me! She was born for this role.

Animal Planet: AKC/Eudkanuba Ad featuring Japanese Chin (Video)

I am going to have to hide in my cat tree until this blows over.

Menace Out!