Menace Special Report: Stop Thief!
Hello, Menace here!
Today Pumpkin, Mommy, and I went to the vet. Apparently I have been losing weight, and Pumpkin has been gaining weight. Why would that be? Duh! I have been trying to tell Mommy for weeks that the little monster has been eating my food.
Of course, Pumpkin has been very slick about this and Mommy does not catch her eating my food, but even Mommy admitted that sometimes Pumpkin has tuna breath and she isn't sure why. Tuna is for cats, that's why!
The vet says I have to eat my food on a counter or raised place Pumpkin cannot reach. Ha! Japanese Chin are supposed to be agile climbers, but Pumpkin can barely jump her fat butt onto the couch. This should be no problem.
Menace Out!
Today Pumpkin, Mommy, and I went to the vet. Apparently I have been losing weight, and Pumpkin has been gaining weight. Why would that be? Duh! I have been trying to tell Mommy for weeks that the little monster has been eating my food.
Of course, Pumpkin has been very slick about this and Mommy does not catch her eating my food, but even Mommy admitted that sometimes Pumpkin has tuna breath and she isn't sure why. Tuna is for cats, that's why!
The vet says I have to eat my food on a counter or raised place Pumpkin cannot reach. Ha! Japanese Chin are supposed to be agile climbers, but Pumpkin can barely jump her fat butt onto the couch. This should be no problem.
Menace Out!
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